Sometimes I feel that candy gets a bad rap. Which means candy stores suffer the same fate. But have you ever stopped to think what would happen if the world no longer had any candy? Never minding the obvious fact that we would no longer smile...ever...something else is just as important.
Think about the workplace, people. Do you really believe that the most productive, chipper, and rah-rah-rah kind of people are just born that way? Absolutely not! I have taken detailed video footage of nearly 245,000 of these types of people, the ones that make the rest of us look lazy, slow, and like we just generally don't care too much about anything. The results? Scary, even when viewed in a well-lit room full of fuzzy stuffed bears and lollipops with Richard Marx songs wafting through the airwaves.
It's candy, my friends. Candy is the secret of these folks' success! It often requires slow-motion cameras to capture the insertion of the candy into the mouths (because these individuals are highly skilled, and quick as lightning), but when viewed as such, the evidence is right there for all to see. For some of them, it's gummy bears. For others, milk chocolate. For the worst offenders, it's the little sticks full of nothing but sugar that they just raise to their opened mouths and pour in before you have a chance to know what's happening. Some say the best offense is a good defense. Bah!
The only way to compete with these experts is to join them. There are simply too many of them to create any kind of coup against them, so it is in our collective best interest to join their ranks. They have many places they keep their candy. Certainly, one of their favorites is Big Top Candy Shop in Austin. There...I said it. The cat is out of the bag, and now it is up to you to get to Big Top and collect your arsenal. Do you want a raise? Would you like the boss to talk to you instead of just mumbling? Do you want to have more friends? Do you want the day-old coffee in the break room to taste better? Of course you do! So go. Go now to Big Top Candy Shop. Shop long and hard, and if you get tired, just belly up to the soda fountain and order a milkshake. Because they are very tasty and eating it will give you more energy to shop for the candy that you need to become a more productive, happy, and well-liked person!