I have loved Jennifer since I happened across her a couple of years ago in 'A Winter's Bone'. So it goes without saying that I think the girl is pretty cool. But...I am here to explain why gelato is just a little bit cooler!
First, we'll start with the obvious. Jennifer's core body temperature hovers right around 98 degrees Fahrenheit, while our good friend gelato has a core temp much closer to 32 degrees. So right off the bat, gelato is literally WAY cooler than Jennifer Lawrence.
However, if you need further proof, I offer the following: I am confident that I could not make Jennifer Lawrence melt. Which is to say that if her and I happened upon each other one day, there are no words I could say that would make her heart start to pitter-pat and her knees grow weak. Unless, of course, I happened across her with an adorable kitten...because what Hollywood superstar can resist a dorky guy with a kitten? Most likely, though, I will not meet J-Law whilst toting a baby feline, so I'm on my own and I am positive she will simply brush me off and go on about her day. BUT, with gelato it is just not this way!
The other day I was at a brand new gelato shop in Austin called Dolce Neve. While my gelato stayed nice and frozen inside the shop, the moment I stepped outside, the poor little guy started melting all over the place. To my point, gelato not only IS cooler than Jennifer Lawrence...it actually NEEDS to be cooler than her or it will not survive the summer! On this episode of The Hungry Cowboy, Jennifer Lawrence will NOT be stopping by to say hello. However, I will have a grand ol' time with my new friend Leo from Dolce Neve...who's pretty darn cool himself!